Not a Fast Girl in Short Shorts: More on Alan Gendreau

More on Alan Gendreau, simply because he's rad. Also, like any good boy from the South, it turns out he loves Jesus. Good for him.

COMING OUT KICKING: OPENLY GAY FORMER COLLEGE KICKER TRIES FOR THE NFL

Three cheers for this fella.

Oh, Christ Almighty, I'm So Ready to Buy Alan's Jersey

Courtesy of DavidMixner.com

Because...why not? He's got decent stats, great hair and a winning smile. Alan for Everything.

OutSports: Gay Football Kicker Seeks To Play In National Football League!

And the very effin' best to him.

Request: More German Swagger, You Dumb Kids

Way-Young Nadine

Nadine Angerer delivers some kindness, some whatever...German to English can be such a fucking head trip. Enjoy!

Angerer calls for Germany 'arrogance'

Shut Up, Mom

I've been a little slow on football news, but still: Have you seen this yet?

Portland Thorns women's soccer team pulls T-shirt from sale

Imagine. Soccer moms already bringing the shit to and slapping the fun out of this new league.

In better news, check out the blossoming WoSo Shirt Company, and their much more clever "Me So Thorny" garb!

The German Women's National Team: A Jersey Retrospective, 'Cuz This Shit's Important

Aww! Remember these days?

And you know what? With the exception of the 2013 jersey, which is exceptionally high femme, and thus me approved, they're all sort of ugly. Plus, I'm pissed the DFB couldn't dig up one photo of Maren Meinert from back in the day?

Anyway, check it out: The Jerseys of the DFB Women, courtesy of dfb.de.

Rapinoe Is Your BFF and Ashlyn Harris (WTF?)

For all you Rapinoe fans out there, just in case you missed it:

19 Reasons Megan Rapinoe Would Make The Ultimate BFF

And you know what, Ashlyn Harris? Nineteen years ago--no, wait...far longer!--I was hoping and praying there would one day be someone like you on the pitch. Blonde, tattooed, a tough keeper. You know, all that shit I like. So here you are, and here I am, probably old enough to be your mom.

Meet Trans MMA Fighter Fallon Fox

And her amazing daughter and partner.